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In a parallel universe, everyone's talking about Monica Lewinsky's sleek new look when she stepped out with Camryn Manheim and Roseanne at a Jaclyn Smith Collection show.



All around it seems a waste of fabric. Fashion that is, a useless pursuit like a dog to its own tail. Bitches bark all you like its still your coat you wear. Why are the most famous designer of womes clothes homosexual men? When infact it is heterosexual men they intend to look good for. I have serious issues with Joan Rivers and her fame. What exactly is she famous for? And her daughter could use a talent of three as well.

Chealsea is destin to become Hillary. That hair cut makes her look as she will in ten years. I guess that is her desired effect, lose the old cutsie college me. I would rather have my neck in an explosive laced guillotine than have my future wife turn on me into a power crazed, liver eating, duck lining medusa of spouse whose entire life revolved around a curtain of velvet and smoke. Not that I'd have a shot. But hey she can keep her family name or not for all I care.
Would you want Slick Willies legacy?.

Posted by trex on January 22, 2002 02:59 PM


Chelsea's gone from nasty to possibly blowjob-able. Good for her.

Posted by Jon on January 22, 2002 06:47 PM


I like how you stopped short of saying she's "doable." :)

Posted by R. on January 22, 2002 07:21 PM


Your parallel universe comment/caption is brilliant, all be it a disturbing image. I guess almost any mention of Camryn Manheim is pretty disturbing.

Posted by Ryan on January 23, 2002 07:34 AM


I can't imagine how much starch Chelsea must have to put in her hair to iron it so flat.

As for attractiveness, it's amazing how much makeup (and hangning around with attractive people) can cover up.

End of catty remarks.

Posted by Andrew on January 23, 2002 09:42 AM


Camryn Manheim in Happiness is as good bad as it gets.

Posted by Rahat on January 23, 2002 10:33 AM


I loved hated her in Happiness. Her character was so wonderfully grotesque. As for the rest of her career, I'm still waiting for a safe, anvil or baby grand piano to fall out of the sky and land on her. A small midwestern (Great Depression/Dustbowl extraction) home will do in a pinch.

Posted by R. on January 23, 2002 10:39 AM


actually, i'd say it's amazing how much makeup (and hangning around with attractive people) can't cover up.

Posted by xuxu on January 23, 2002 01:01 PM


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