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April 06, 2004

because beating off is clearly more dangerous than firearms and stuff

Lame.

Posted by razasyed at April 6, 2004 02:09 PM

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Regarding beating off more dangerous than firearms............Yes, beating off at ultra high speeds can irritate your dick as well as slipping on cum that you just shot on the floor and breaking an arm or leg, or worse yet, getting paralyzed by the fall. Yes, beating off is much more dangerous than firearms.
A firearm is much safer especially when the gun is not loaded.....Even loaded is still less dangerous than BEATING OFF.
Brad

Posted by: Brad White at May 23, 2005 11:15 PM

I agree that Beating Off is far more dangerous than firearms. This one I knew awhile back was beating off while driving his caron the freeway. When he shot his wad, he bucked back from the intensity of his orgasm and pressed the accelerator down and hit the car in front of him.
Upon impact, he hit the windshield (no seat belt) and was taken to the hospital for treatement of a broken jaw, dislocated left shoulder, and a very sore cock from hitting the steering wheel. He had to pay the driver in front of him, his insurance went up, and just fucked up his whole year.
Beating off isvery dangerous!

Posted by: Clyde Watson at June 4, 2005 11:00 AM