I valiantly resisted it for about a day ... then completely crumbled. At least the RAZR V3 isn't out for another month. Waiting is sorta like impulse control. Okay, not really.
"The device, which looks like an automobile remote, has just one button. When activated, it spends over a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, the most popular brands first."
I guess I'd get nailed for wanting to name a kid Xerxes or Seattle. Or 3Jane. (And yes, I'd begrudgingly know better than to actually saddle a shorty with any of those names. Kinda sorta.)
"Frankly that new Burger King ad with the guy in the Burger King costume is much more frightening, I'd be scared if I woke up with that staring at me."
"Clearly, and despite competing opinions, a kitten is substantially preferable to a puppy. It's also, incidentally, obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby."