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November 26, 2004

one of these is not like the other two

"Other celebrities who have been the face of McDonald's include Justin Timberlake, Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar." Um, yeah, interesting sample there.

November 20, 2004

bimbo eruption

"What could be better than a Peldon fug? A Peldon-Ling extravaganza."

seriously

"It's been one year since his split with Uma, and Ethan Hawke's looking quite a bit worse for wear."

November 10, 2004

crown jewels

"Onlookers said the Queen didn't notice what was happening next to her. But she does not exactly appear comfortable in the photograph."

November 09, 2004

keeping it real

"We wanted to make the episodes charity-based, but Fox Television told us that you would have TV's all over the country turning off faster than you could blink."

subtractive properties

Heh.

November 07, 2004

cake, icing

"I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics—high-fiving each other in front of me." Okay, that's awesome.

November 06, 2004

on the make

"An attitude of casual interest must be struck. In the social semiotics of LA, indifference connotes self-confidence which in turn connotes success, so any intimations of obsession—never mind that the internet is made for obsession—must be avoided."

November 03, 2004

out of electoral body experience

"'Get over it,' he said, 'The way you feel now is exactly how I felt when Nixon won a second term—crushed. I couldn't believe America was that stupid. But remember what happened to Nixon that term.'"

November 02, 2004

bad

Boooooooo.