"Other celebrities who have been the face of McDonald's include Justin Timberlake, Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar." Um, yeah, interesting sample there.
"We wanted to make the episodes charity-based, but Fox Television told us that you would have TV's all over the country turning off faster than you could blink."
"I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics—high-fiving each other in front of me." Okay, that's awesome.
"An attitude of casual interest must be struck. In the social semiotics of LA, indifference connotes self-confidence which in turn connotes success, so any intimations of obsession—never mind that the internet is made for obsession—must be avoided."
"'Get over it,' he said, 'The way you feel now is exactly how I felt when Nixon won a second term—crushed. I couldn't believe America was that stupid. But remember what happened to Nixon that term.'"