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December 29, 2004

this week's other calamity

"And so it came about, this week, that I gazed at a black screen and saw words so calamitous that they might have been written in my own blood: 'Screenplay by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Joel Schumacher.'"

December 10, 2004

the devil's candy

Depp appears to be doing his best Anna Wintour impression in this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer you've probably already seen by now.

December 03, 2004

seeing is disbelieving

"Sci-fi movies and TV shows do a great job of visualizing our holographic future because holograms are way easier to fake than to make. Step one: Hire an actor to play the hologram. Step two: Make him look kind of blurry."