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May 20, 2005

trey's as dead as her acting ability

Marissa Cooper fires a gat better than I do.

May 17, 2005

montezuma's 'revenge'

"What Lucas has devised, over six movies, is a terrible puritan dream: a morality tale in which both sides are bent on moral cleansing, and where their differences can be assuaged only by a triumphant circus of violence." Heh.

May 14, 2005

memo

Can we start calling Brad and Angelina "Bragina"? Thanks.

May 10, 2005

sticks and stones

"Prescriptivists are assholes. Ignore them."

May 05, 2005

space oddity

"In a joint venture between International Flavors and Fragrances and NASA, roses were taken on the space shuttle, and their scent was then analyzed. Shiseido recreated the scent of the roses as they smelled in space and made it a key ingredient of Zen."

man hag

I know Vince Vaughn's been going going gone to seed for a while, but when did he turn into John from this season's Apprentice?

May 02, 2005

whores of a feather

I just realized that Laura Dern's character in Citizen Ruth sorta reminds me of Paris Hilton.